February 2011
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If you love your mom, repost this. One girl didn't...
int0theblissfulnight: zayn-malik-: liam-fuckme-payne: iloveaidenyeah: gianatiempo:  THIS SHIT IS STUPID. BUT NOT RISKING IT. NOT RISKING IT. JUST IN CASE. dont hurt my momma   this is stupid but im not risking it:L<3 i love my mum too much to not reblog. Why does tumblr do this to me? fuckyou tumblr. just cannot risk it haha
Feb 21st
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May 2010
18 posts
This here is dead.
I’m not gonna update this anymore but i wont delete it for sentimental reasons. Bye.
May 30th
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Passion fruit
I am about 10% done with my Faberry art.
May 28th
I'm lost.
I need someone to sit down with me and explain LOST from the first episode to the last one. Ill buy the coffee.
May 28th
Never bullshit a bullshitter
I believe everyone is good and nice. I would believe anything you say. I find no reason to doubt anyone until i’m proven otherwise.  Call me naive or stupid to be thinking that way but I just have a lot of faith in people. But that does not make me easy. Just cause I believe you, that does not make me trust you. I feel honored that some of you would want to lie to me. Please.. I’m...
May 27th
Lets get crackkkaaaling-ling-ling-ling.
Here’s my to do list for this month. Clean my room ; its starting to look like a rubbish pit. Get a job ; I need the cash.  Start reading up on the driving shit you’re gonna take. Go to the gym Start doing shit and not just type it down and never actually doing it cause you know tomorrow , you’re gonna forget about this. FIN.
May 27th
A late night conversation with a friend.
Charlie: Whats one thing no one knows about you.. tell me so ill be the only one in your life who knows that..and ill tell u mine, like a secret that ties us together.
Pumpkin says: ok u readdy?
Charlie: i am
Pumpkin: im a spy
Pumpkin: im working for cia
Charlie: wow
Charlie: ok here's mine
Charlie: u know the guy in the spider suit?
Pumpkin: oh my god...no way
Charlie: well that's not me.
May 22nd
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May 16th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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WatchWatch
May 8th
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May 8th
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I'm a twentysomething and I'll keep being me
I was fifteen when I first heard ‘Twentysomething | Jamie Cullum’. I’m now a twenty something and yes.. “Maybe I’ll go traveling for a year Finding myself, or start a career I could work for the poor, though I’m hungry for fame We all seem so different but we’re just the same Maybe I’ll go to the gym, so I don’t get fat Aren’t...
May 8th
May 7th
An open letter from a friend.
Read this somewhere. Couldn’t have said it any better. Minus the bear, I don’t like bears. I hope you choke on your own blood one day. That’s how much I hate you. Every time someone speak of you I just feel the need to fall down laughing and say what a repulsive perception I have of you, stringed with a couple of humiliating tales. Like how you habitually feel the need to...
May 5th
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May 5th
ericfuentes asked: hi :) i stumbled upon your tumblr by accident. I follow digitalvanity.tumblr.com and saw a cool screen shot which I believe is yours. I know the desktop used but I really would love that application you use to display the date & a reminder on your desktop.... could you please share? ericfuentes@me.com
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
April 2010
53 posts
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Apr 28th
May-hem May-nia
1st May - Birthday 5th May - Lunch Date with the K 8/9th May - Mother’s Day ( Nothing planned as yet ) 24th May -  Birthday
Apr 28th
Reading a friends facebook post made me think.
I never wanted to lead a predictable and mundane life. I’m unfortunately am somewhat living true to the latter. I need a breath of fresh air. The jokes have all gone stale, people have become a bore and actions have become repetitive. Stupid Disney shit fed us with the circle of life, Well fuck you Lion King cause I never want my life to spin in circles. I need squiggly lines, randomness,...
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
Dear fucking Aunt,
The least you could do is spell my name right. You’re on my Facebook bitch. I suppose I’ll still love you.. Oh and thanks for asking me if I have any artist friends when Hello, I do art too?
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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ListenRa Ra Riot - Can You Tell
Apr 27th
Apr 27th
Hiring
If only I was in New York.
Apr 27th
Apr 27th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
Dating within the network
maria-luvs-u: charliesbomer: One Tree Hill’s Danneel Harris is engaged to Supernatural’s Jensen Ackles. One Tree Hill’s Hilarie Burton is dating Supernatural’s Jeffrey Dean Morgan.  I’m telling you, next hook up will blow us away you got OTH’s hoe Rachel Gatina with SPN’s manwhore Dean Winchester. And then OTH’s music producer Peyton Sawyer with papa Winchester. What’s next, Brooke...
Apr 23rd
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Dating within the network
One Tree Hill’s Danneel Harris is engaged to Supernatural’s Jensen Ackles. One Tree Hill’s Hilarie Burton is dating Supernatural’s Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
Apr 23rd
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Effy, you're the only one who keeps breaking the...
Foook you.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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A slut in training wheels
If a 15 year old walks around with her boobs half out, that does not make me the pervert for staring. That makes me a concern 20 year old who is merely observing the copious of flesh flooding out of her 15 year old body as she parades down the street in pride. True story. Not really But really…
Apr 22nd
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“It’s sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew”
– Henry Rollins
Apr 20th
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The problem with us is not s.
Apart from some of you, I have the awesomest bunch of friends. I am honoured and proud to be part of your life and for you to be part of mine. Last night I received a call from a friend whom I haven’t spoken to in a couple of months. He called saying that I’ve changed and am no longer the person he once knew. Apparently, I’ve drifted away from him and he wants the old me back. ...
Apr 20th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
Perhaps
You are a fucking cliche.
Apr 16th
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ListenListen
Apr 15th
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I feel British. Not British like the Queen or Elton John . British like Fish and Chips, riding around in an red moped, taking a piss anywhere, smoking a spliff and boning Effy.
Apr 15th
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Captain Awesome
(After finding out my Dad's facebook status changed from 'Married' to 'Single' and him liking it)
Mom: So whats this I hear you're single..
Dad: (through the phone, I couldn't hear him)
Mom: Go fuck yourself tonight. Got your thumb, stick in in your ass.
My brother and I just couldn't stop laughing. My mom is so crude and vulgar. I love her
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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“It’s not about the destination. It’s about the journey”
– Cook
Apr 15th
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6 Months
” Tom: You just do what you want. Don’t you? You never want to be anyone’s girlfriend and now you’re somebody’s wife. “ This line just breaks my heart every time I watch it . Really though, our heart wants what our heart wants and sometimes there’s no telling who we want..
Apr 15th